lifes a wave, catch it.

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

jerkidiot:

have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

"I promise that someday
I’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you"

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

era-shadymmlp2:

always right absolutely right
"You’ve gotta be a certain kind of fucked up to understand anything that I say"
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"You’ve gotta be a certain kind of fucked up to understand anything that I say"
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