WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
I’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you"